probablyporn: that animal is me when someone i don’t like tries to talk to me. I could not look away.
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
I'm gonna start doing this thing called...
johneepixels7: her-dysphoric-grace: When you’re in a conversation.. just Lana your way out of it. GOLD
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum is the first girl to go home on America’s Next Top Model. This tumblr is hilarious.
tumbloler: chaystar: laughingisbetter: mahpycart: benislikeamilf: myheartisoutoftune: Professional Titanic Remake (2012) cant breathe Inaccurate. There’s no ice cubes in that sink. LOL Follow tumbloler for more laughs! Accurate
tyleroakley: scissorsafely: i was eating oreos and i was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i’m just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people I need to stop reblogging Tyler Oakley so much. Its just that his tumblr is flawless and I can’t help but reblog what he posts.
tyleroakley: OH MY FUCKING GOD. mmmmhhhhhhmmmm!
jonnwithtwons: gary-meow: literal tears. on my man period Neil and Kent and Travis Wall choreo. YES YES YES. Travis Wall is amazing. One of my favorite So You Think You Can Dance performances.